It's been a long time ... Weird news

LONDON - British police say they've charged a 33-year-old woman with stabbing a man through the eye with her stiletto heel.


West Yorkshire Police in northern England say the man was in a critical but stable condition after the woman, with whom he was sharing a cab, assaulted him with the heel of her shoe.  The pair were a couple and had gotten into an argument when she kicked him.   Talk about playing dirty - that must have hurt like hell!


LOUISVILLE, Ohio - Police say an Ohio man tattooed the letter "A" on the rear end of a 1-year-old girl visiting his home.  Authorities say there was no evidence the toddler's mother permitted the November tattooing. It was not clear what the letter "A" signified.  Duh!  (Ass!)  Bond was set at $250,000. If convicted, he could face up to five years in prison.


MADISON, Wis. - Authorities say a drunken man stole an ambulance from a Wisconsin ski area with the patient and paramedics still inside.  The Dane County Sheriff's Department says emergency responders were treating a patient in the back of the ambulance at the Tyrol Basin Ski and Snowboard Area in Mount Horeb on Monday night. They say a 24-year-old Illinois man got into the vehicle and drove it around the parking lot.

The sheriff's department says deputies arrested the man. But it is unclear how he was stopped.  Usually a FREEZE, POLICE would do it.


WATERBURY, Conn. - A Connecticut school cafeteria worker and a 13-year-old girl face criminal charges after police said a food fight turned into a real fight. Waterbury police said the fifth-grader at Gilmartin Elementary School threw vegetables at 55-year-old lunch aide last Thursday, and the aide responded by throwing vegetables in the girl's face.

Police said a fight broke out when the girl punched Robles in the face. Authorities said both suffered cut lips, and the girl also had scratches on her face. School officials said the aide is on paid leave and the girl has been suspended.   Robles posted $500 bail after being charged with assault and other crimes. Police didn't release the girl's name or the charges she faces because of her age.   Let me get this straight - the aide gets put on paid leave and  the 13 year old girl gets suspended??  Kick both their butts to the curb!