In Texas a woman called 911 30 times over six months for non-emergency reasons, including a call to complain that her husband refused to eat his dinner. The woman now faces charges of 911 abuse. Maybe, just maybe he didn't like what was offered or wasn't hungry AND he's a grown man - who cares if he doesn't eat his dinner. Talk about a control freak.
The Miller Park Zoological Society made about $21,000 selling reindeer-dropping ornaments and necklaces this year. Oh your necklace is pretty - "Thanks, it's reindeer poop!"
A man in Warren Michigan was stabbed recently with a 5 inch knife and then walked a mile into a diner for a cup of coffee. He was waiting for the ambulance to pick him up. Police said the man described his attacker as someone who was tall, was wearing a hooded sweatshirt and had a goatee. That's almost every man in New England right now!
And of course - in Maryland, a homeless man trying to leave town in a stolen plane crashed the single-engine aircraft on a municipal airport runway without ever leaving the ground. He's facing felony charges including theft, burglary and trespassing. He must have known something about planes, he got the sucker out of the hanger and onto the runway!
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