Friday, August 12, 2011

The skinny on Bananas

My trainer has been pushing me to eat a banana a day because they are "the perfect fruit".  If you ask me, they're moon shaped, yellow, funny textured yuck but I guess that's why she is the trainer and I am the eerrr ... trainee.
I decided to do a little research on this perfect fruit for myself to try and convince myself that maybe she could be right. Just maybe.  Some interesting facts:

A banana plant (not a tree) grows 10 to 26 feet and it's in the same family of an orchid and the lily.  The bunches are known as "hands" and there are about 10-25 bananas in a hand.

Bananas are one of our best sources of potassium, an essential mineral for maintaining normal blood pressure and heart function. One banana has 467mg of potassium and 1mg of sodium - so it's going to help with the blood pressure. Big deal - so does Cheerios (I like Cheerios!)

Bananas have long been recognized for their antacid effects that protect against stomach ulcers and ulcer damage. So does my prescription for Protonix - WIN!

Bananas can help with "elimination".  I had to read that a couple of times - what the heck? Oh ...  I was thinking so can Whitey Bulger (he's locked up now, but when he was out - he was busy eliminating people).  Aaahhhh no, if you're having trouble pooping, eat a banana AND if you've pooped too much, each a banana.

Bananas are also good for your eyes - so are carrots! I like carrots!  WIN!  They're also good for your bones, ice cream has calcium in it (good for your bones!) and I like ice cream!  WIN!

Score - Bananas 0 - Peg 4

Did you know there are pink, purple and red bananas?  How cool. I've never seen them! 

Am I convinced?  No, so I think I'll tell my trainer that I've come to a decision that I will eat Cheerios, carrots and ice cream instead of eating a banana EVERYDAY (and take my Protonix). 

She will of course tell me I've lost my mind, suck it up and eat the damn banana.  Sigh...

Score - Bananas/Trainer win!

  

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