- There's a guy in Amsterdam who was collecting different shape and color ecstasy pills as a hobby - he has 2,400 pills! Someone broke into his house and stole them. He filed a police report because some of them are poisonous, you think? He collects them because of their colors and shapes not because he's using. Prosecutors and drug enforcement officials are still weighing whether to charge him with a crime. "Given that the pills have disappeared, for the moment there's no evidence to support a possession charge," they said. Dude - stick with the pot!
- A lady in Louisiana was booked with second-degree battery after allegedly pouring a pot of boiling grits onto her sleeping boyfriend. She caused second-degree burns on the man's face and arms. The man told deputies that he came home from work on Nov. 7, got into an argument with Brown, told her that he was breaking up with her, then went to bed. Someone should have told him to sleep somewhere else - hello?? You just broke up with her, what did you expect???
- A woman in Tennessee was arrested for public intoxication. She was riding drunk on a horse in a parade. Can someone please explain to me how/why she didn't fall off? And are we going to have to explain in the morning why her butt hurts?? Oh the doozies we could come up with.
- An Amish man was arrested for DUI. He was found asleep in his moving buggy. Police said a 22-year-old man was slumped over and asleep in a slow-moving buggy on Sunday night. Can someone please explain to me how/why he didn't fall off? Why did the horses keep going - is there an autopilot?
- A Florida woman was arrested for after allegedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak. She repeatedly hit him with the uncooked meat and slapped his face after he refused a piece of sliced bread. Poor guy just wanted a bread roll. She denied hitting the man with the steak but did admit to slapping him, saying she did it "so that he could learn." I'm speechless
Happy Friday - stay warm
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