Weird news ...

I'm thinking this isn't starting off very well....

A newlywed Massachusetts couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of the groom.  A Hyannis resident tried Monday to run over the other woman and the woman's son in a parking lot. The intended victim later told police that she had previously been in an intimate relationship with the groom. 

Thanks but no thanks .... and good for them
LOS ANGELES - What O.J. Simpson wore when he was acquitted in 1995 of murdering his ex-wife and her friend was the suit seen around the world during one of the most watched televised moments in history.

But the Smithsonian Institution, America’s repository of historical artifacts rejected it Tuesday as inappropriate for their collection.



Catch me if you can ... yo quero taco bell (although I personally have NEVER eaten at Taco Bell)!
Texas - All over town ran a lone goat as Odessa police and animal control officers tried to catch the roaming animal. The report to police came in Saturday as a sheep on the loose. Officers then determined it was a goat loping through a Taco Bell parking lot, a park and the dorm area at the University of Texas-Permian Basin.

It took four police officers, two animal control officers and one off-duty police officer on motorcycle to corral the goat after about 30 minutes.

This just isn't quite right...
A Western Massachusetts funeral home is trying "bring life" to business with a chili cook-off, a murder-mystery show and free limo rides to couples on their 50th anniversaries. The director said if customers know that the funeral home also can be the setting for other, happier activities, they might take some comfort in the place later when dark times come.  Among other other events sponsored by the funeral home are an art walk, a visit by the Easter Bunny, and monthly birthday cakes to the Pittsfield Senior Center.


That will teach him ...
Wash. – A handcuffed man who escaped from a chain line of other inmates at Grant County District Court managed to steal a truck and jump into Moses Lake where deputies had to rescue him. The Undersheriff told The Columbia Basin Herald the 39-year-old man was at risk of drowning Monday when an officer threw him a life vest.  The man had been arrested Saturday and was in court facing robbery and drug charges when he broke away.

There's that Undersheriff thing again - maybe his cousin is the undertaker??